Mush for Brains

"The Canadian identity is a weak one, I admit. It's basically modelled around the fact that we are NOT Americans. That, in itself, makes me proud. You fucking Yanks think you are the best at everything when you're just good at some things. Americans, generally, are so fucking ignorant about Canada that they don't even know where our country is. I've been in Florida and had Yanks ask me if I live in an igloo. I answer yes for my own amusement. I've had Californians ask if we have trucks. Trucks? No, we commute by dog sled."