The Fish
for 28 June 2000. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
			












	
	

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[Tim Cavanaugh]
        
Tim Cavanaugh
        
Special Guest Editor

	
 

	
Terry Colon
	
Terry
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Art Director


	
 

	
Heather
Havrilesky
	
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Havrilesky
	
Senior Editor
        
	
	
 

	
[Phillip Bailey]
	
Phillip 
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Production Editor
	
 

	
	
	
Joey Anuff
	
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 Filler 



 You can't start fires with

someone's eyeglasses!

Nearsighted people wouldn't

be able to watch a sunset

without their eyeballs

bursting into flame. 



 You can't trust the stuff you

read in them newfangled book

things. 



 SMTIRCAHIAGEHLT 



 Michael Straight 

<straight@email.unc.edu> 

 
 Fish With Letter Icon
 




 Polly, 



 I'm not sure what to do here.

It's not your fault - you

seem to be doing fine work.

But I'm finding Suck and

Filler rather unsatisfying

lately - in fact, many of the

hundreds of online magazines

I read and correspond with

daily are leaving me cold.

It's like losing your taste

for donuts.



 Maybe it's my brain's way of

telling me to get my act

together - like the time I

carried a load of laundry up

the stairs panting and

wheezing and realized I had