for 23 October 2000. Updated every WEEKDAY.

Tim Cavanaugh
Special Guest Editor

Terry Colon
Art Director

Heather Havrilesky
Senior Editor

Joey Anuff
Publisher

Don't stop writing this stuff — it's the best!

33 and trying to figure why I give a shit now when I never did before — I guess I'm not the only one?

ValerieValerieValerie
<MaxBuckyD@aol.com>

You care now because you're a grownup, Valerie, ready to take on the responsibilities befitting a citizen of the nation and a resident of your local community. Godspeed in your journey through life! Rock the Vote!

Sucksters

MacLuhan? Mac-Luhan? M-a-c-L-u-h-a-n?

Man, that's embarrassing...

Keep sucking,

Read Mercer Schuchardt
<read@cleave.com>

Oh dear sweet jesus. Yeah, just a little, huh?

At least he's a really obscure figure, and no one will know the difference.

Running the hose from the exhaust to the driver's-side window,

Ambrose Beers

Hey,

re: 10/13's blather:

"After the umpteenth report on those mass graves in Kosovo (damnably hard to find, it turns out a year and half after we stopped bombing the Serbs)"

I quite from a foreign aid worker in Prishtina:

"The house is located near my office on Dragodan Hill,