for 22 May 2001. Updated every WEEKDAY.

Tim Cavanaugh
Special Guest Editor

Terry Colon
Art Director

Heather Havrilesky
Senior Editor

Joey Anuff
Publisher

Interactive poll: bad. Suck is my coffee reading. If I want to dick around with the internet, I just click "Home" (which Microsoft keeps resetting to MSN).

The words and pictures were funny, and the concept of a pointless poll is funny too (though you've covered that ground before) but the whole thing was weak. I assume you already noticed this, but the number of responses to each subsequent question drops. It's not because we were so distracted with laughter that our connections timed out.

Benjamin
<bduranske@mail.com>

You had us going until you tried to prove your point. In fact, the number of responses goes up and down throughout the quiz, and there's only a seven percent drop from the number of responses to the first question to responses to the last — a smashing success by the standards of web click-through.

Besides, if the words and pictures are funny, what the fuck more do you want?

Sucksters