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for 29 October 1999. Updated every WEEKDAY.
 
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Shamesploitation

That was beautiful ... a
deconstruction that inverts
an intended irony to be a
caricature of itself.

Of course, if you tried to
make a film that was/wasn't
in a position to stradle its
own antithesis in the moment
of its statement, then you
might end up with no
statement at all — a film
about nothing because
anything you say would be
ridiculously pointless. A
blank white film screen that
lasts for one-and-a-half
hours that everyone hails as
brilliant because of its
sheer audacity. The marketing
people would love it because
of its price point. The
critics would recognize it as
"the Pet Rock of films!"

Piper Carr
<PiperC@corbis.com>

Thanks for writing, Piper.

Many films are able to
maintain a sublime tension
between what they
think they're doing and what
they're really doing or
between what they're trying
to do and the way they're
surpassing it. For me,
American Beauty is not one of
them.

And I bet you've noticed how
many films about nothing are
actually made that please
critics anyway, without
resorting to the kind of
dead-end, statement less
minimalism you propose. And
how much longer those movies
are than 90 minutes. And what
big stars they have.

Slotcar Hatebath
 
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You half-assed cheeseball.
It's almost amusing to read
something that expends so
much cynicism to denigrate so
much cynicism. Your writing
is probably a better example
of shamesploitation than
American Beauty is. When I
was finished reading your
righteous indignation I still
wasn't sure what you were
indignant over. Oh yeah, I
think it was, how dare movies
that show us stuff show us
stuff. Damn those filmmakers
for revealing various aspects
of the grotesquerie that
really is modern society. I
guess the mixture of cynicism
and sincerity that pervades
these movies is offensive
because, instead of harping
on one note, they exploit the
dualities that are ripping us
apart at this point in
history. We are so jaded and
we so desperately want to be
hip that we want to destroy
those that are when we
realize we can't be. Your
tone runs along the lines of
a moralist who hates finding
that the brilliance of the
surprise of his cynical turn
is usurped by the banality of
such a move when it's already
ingrained in the culture. I
think these movies are in
some sense about stripping
away the mundane and finding
not Lynchian weirdness, but a
sincere sense of self and
hope. That this exhibits
itself in some terrible irony
is the unfortunate side
effect of our postmodern,
self-reflexive, self-
conscious society. That
perhaps it is fruitless due
to the wretched state of
mankind is still no reason
not to go with it. Perhaps
Kevin Spacey's character is
"living in a state of irony"
like Lara Flynn Boyle's
character in Happiness. At
least it's more of an attempt
at a real existence than the
slump-shouldered loser we see
at the beginning. At least he
makes contact outside himself
by the end of the movie. The
strangest thing to me about
this movie is that the
clichés are combatted
with more clichés.
Again, this seems to be the
state of our "whatever,"
"yada, yada, yada" way of
referencing things that makes
everything a cliché,
especially the use of
"Lynchian." The restructuring
of these clichés to
try and make contact or make
them implode on themselves is
evident in so many movies
coming out now (Hurly Burly,
Buffalo 66
), and hey, Jeff
Koons made a big-ass art
career out of doing just
that. Is it wrong? What do we
use as cultural themes to get
at the heart of things now? I
think when you point out that
it is novel to see characters
doing anything besides
dodging bullets (or being
involved in intense court
cases), you are really
getting at something that is
problematic. But what do they
do without guns and gavels? I
guess tear each other apart
in some other way. I wouldn't
lump Happiness and American
Beauty
together because the
schmaltz of the latter offers
the possibility of
transcendence, while Ben
Gazzara's saltshaker finale
and the ending line in
Happiness don't really offer
us a way out. Some of the
movies that work these themes
seem to just posit the fact
that we do continue on, as
testament to the human will.
What we get out of such
shenanigans is up to us. But
I hope that it is more than
you have to offer with our
"tut, tut" to these films,
while I bet you offer
shameless cynicism in your
critique of the bulk of
Hollywood fare. Thus you get
to be self-righteous, cynical
(equated with hip), and
anticynical in the guise of
some sort of intellectual
sincerity. Complaining pays
the bills for you guys and I
guess you have to take it
where you find it to fulfill
the editorial mandate du
jour.

Satanhausen
<satanhausen@uswest.net>

Well, I guess we disagree. I
do, however, agree with you
about the saltshaker ending
of Happiness. The cut-in to
the insert of Gazzara's hand
is no different to me than
the one with the janitor in
Election. Both work the same
way as American Beauty's
spoon-fed transcendence.

Thanks for writing.

Slotcar Hatebath
 
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Raves

Dear Sucksters,

I have read many online
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dreaded Salon), but you guys
have have left 'em all in
your dust. I love opening my
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for a chuckle, then for a new
perspective on current public
(and private) affairs. The
writing is witty, the subject
matter relevant, and gosh
darn it, I like you!

Sharon Spilman
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Well, you'll see in time that
at Suck.com we have a strong
commitment to putting out a
quality product, day in and
day out. We take all our
feedback from our customers
to heart, so if you have any
suggestions, feel free to let
us know.

the Sucksters
 
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A disgraceful name, and a
worse product.

Warren L. Dean
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So don't read it, you big
fink.

the Sucksters
 
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Shamesploitation

You'll recall from
Slaughterhouse-Five that the
aliens didn't really believe
in death. Being able to see
in all dimensions, they could
look at a dead body and say
that while he looked pretty
bad here, if you just looked
there, he was having a fine
time.

Did Vonnegut believe that? Of
course not. He was
recognizing that there is no
workable response to
mortality. What can you say
about the murder of
thousands? Of millions? What
can you say about a single
death? "So it goes."

So, does Mendez believe his
happy epilog? Of course not.
Nor are you expected to
believe it, any more than you
are expected to believe in
time-traveling aliens. You
are expected to believe in
the firebombing of Dresden
and in an unexamined life
meaninglessly ended. The coda
is just another cheery kick
in the teeth.

Which isn't to say your basic
point isn't valid. Anyone who
watches a movie like American
Beauty
to feel superior to
its characters — and I
sat in a theater with lots of
people just like that —
has missed the point. It's
not a movie about "someone
else."

"It is what you were born
for. / It is Margaret you
mourn for."

Nice article. Thanks.

Alan S. Kornheiser
<ASKornheiser@prodigy.net>

Your letter brings up an
interesting point about
American Beauty: To what
extent are we supposed to see
the Spacey character's life
as "unexamined"? Spacey's
after-death narration puts an
unavoidable spin on his
actions throughout.
First-person narration is
often muddling in films, even
more so when the film
presents so much information
the narrator couldn't have
been in on. I guess his point
of view from The Beyond
somehow mitigates that, or
those parts of the movie are
separate from his parts just
because you can do that now
— the pressure's off to
make a film that hangs
together. In any case, I
didn't buy it. Spacey was
likable even as a schmuck and
his victories were well
deserved if pathetic.
Benning's reaction to his
qutting his job, for
instance, didn't work as
noncommunication in a scene
about noncommunication. She
wasn't any more out of line
than the scene was.

The main point of American
Beauty
doesn't seem to me to
be the senselessness of
American life; it seems to be
its emptiness. When you
compare it to
Slaughterhouse-Five (the
novel, not the movie), I
think you're placing slightly
more weight on it than it can
bear. I do agree there is
something novelistic about
shamesploitation that
suggests comparisons to books
instead of to other movies.
They are literary, skeletal.

In shamesploitation, the
directors rarely allow
emotion to build, only
suspense, and they fill us in
on the rest with narration
and dialog. To create emotion
in a movie demands that the
director actually care about
his characters, and I don't
think these directors do.
That's why the performances
often don't jibe with the
films. I think the actors do
care about the parts they
play. To make their points,
the directors of
shamesploitation have to
disfigure their actors with
freeze-frames and bee stings.
When compared to a Douglas
Sirk melodrama — American
Beauty
begs the comparison
— I don't think it can
hold a candle to the
directorial control, level of
insight, and meaningful
(sometimes false, sometimes
happy, sometimes false happy)
endings of movies like his.

Slotcar Hatebath
 
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Did you go to an Ivy League
university? Should I feel bad
that I haven't?

Sincerely,

Kevin Spacey
<erik.schwartz@oberlin.edu>

Dear Kevin-Erik,

As it happens, I didn't go to
an Ivy League school. And
fear not, K-E: I don't have
to tell you that Oberlin
doesn't share any of those
snooty Ivy attitudes, does it
now?

Thanks for writing!

Slotcar Hatebath
 
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Hello,

I was intrigued by your
recent Suck article. I even
learned a new word —
odious, defined by Webster's
as "exciting in that naughty
kind of way." Having grown up
under a communist regime, my
views often conflict with
those around me, probably
because I don't spend all my
free time chuckling along
with laugh tracks on those
pathetic sitcoms. There is
much that sickens me about
the state of this society,
but it is movies like
American Beauty that offer a
glimmer of hope. Sure, it
might be shamesploitation,
but perhaps that's what's
necessary for people to take
their heads out of their
asses.

One thing I'm not clear
about: Did you like the
movie?

Thomas Kapler
<thomask@semiconductor.com>

Tom,

Despite your daffynition, you
bring up an interesting
question: Are new American
movies capable of offering
hope? I guess I don't think
American Beauty offers any. I
certainly don't think it's
the strong medicine you seem
to think it is. But I will
grant you this: Even though
it has a lot in common with
them, it is better than the
sitcoms you deride.

Shamesplotation may someday
produce a masterpiece. If
genres like the service
comedy and the soft-core
horror movie can, why not? On
the other hand, the
talking-mule movie has never
really delivered on its
promise. Anyway, thanks for
writing.

Slotcar Hatebath
 
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 The Shit
Seeing Calvin Coolidge in a Dream, John Derbyshire, St. Martin's Press, 1996
Peekaboo's Masks, 2492 Van Ness Avenue, San Francisco
West Beirut, director Ziad Doueiri, 1999
"The Smartest Cartoonist on Earth," Daniel K. Raeburn, The Imp, Vol. 1/No. 3, 1999
Mad Monster Party, Rankin/Bass Productions, VHS, Deluxo & Black Bear Press, 1967/1999
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Alan Moore and Kevin O'Neill, America's Best Comics, 1999
Hermenaut No. 15: "The Fake Authenticity Issue," editor Joshua Glenn, summer 1999
Guillow's Sky Streak rubber-powered balsa-wood glider (without landing gear)
Webvan
Very Emergency, Promise Ring, Jade Tree, 1999
Mean Magazine No. 5, summer 1999
Slickaphonics, Replikants, KillRockStars/Rue St. Germaine, 1999
"Cash, Interesting, Summer Holiday", The Young Ones, Foxvideo (BBC Video), 1988
Driver (PSX), GT Interactive, 1999

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